12 6 / 2012
Apropos of Nothing
While I was grocery shopping today, I discovered, in the frozen food section, a Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup Pie (commas!). Delighted, I purchased it and took it home to eat. Then I read the instructions: “For single delicious slice that you want RIGHT NOW: thaw in refrigerator for 60-70 minutes trolololol”. That might not be exactly what it said, but it was close enough. What sort of cruel person makes you wait an hour for food from the frozen food section? Dammit, I’m American, and I want things NOW!